dickathon

What brady's mom does for a living.

Chris Brady's mom hosted her 50th dickathon on Monday, January 5th, and helped raise $4 for the vaginal discharge foundation.

by Marc Palmer January 5, 2004

dicktionary

A dictionary, but with dicks in it, so your standard high school dictionary.

teacher: if you want, you can get a dictionary from over there.
student: dicktionary.
teacher: what did you say?
student: dicktionary.

by maybe the nobody December 1, 2020

Urban Dicktionary

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

by Katsu March 25, 2005

dicktionary

Pronounced: DICKtionary

A dictionary used for looking up curse words or dirty words.

Urban Dictionary is considered a dicktionary.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 8, 2013

dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

by robopath January 10, 2009

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

by Wolfany September 27, 2020

dickaholism

The disease that some girls seem to have, being sluts. They like the dick a little too much.

Guy 1: "Dude this girl totally has dickaholism. She's always up in my junk."

Guy 2: "Why are you complaining? She wants your cock."

by ProfessorOak January 7, 2009