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(n.) - A ticket written by a police officer for an asshole reason just to dick with you.
Dude, I got a dicket for doing 48 in a 45!
by Thracks February 04, 2008
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The act of sucking a dick in exchange for admission to any sort of event.
If it's a good enough show I definitely would be down to scalp some dickets to get in !
by keketrobo05 September 20, 2014
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a credential which grants admission to claim a penis for a designated event, amount of time or moment; a ticket to claim some dick; a steady night caller; male invite to assume an intimate position
Go out & have a drink alone. Don't worry, your holding a "dicket" in your pocket for big boy Ed to come and dick ya down when your done having fun.

I'm calling Tom, he's my "dicket"!

This "dicket" ensures my booty call will be ready, willing and able to satisfy my needs.
by ShootingtheBird September 05, 2011
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Dicket's, Australian Slang for when a gay male or female is choking down on a blow job directly after eating a twenty packet of nuggets from McDonald's, causing him/her to throw up nuggets onto the lap of the other person.
"Oh man, After going to maccas, in the parking lot my boyfriend gave me such good head, unfortunately it ended with dickey's",

"I was giving such vigorous head last night, but couldn't keep down my dicket's"

"Brent always gives out dicket's at the end of a maccas meal"
by Zeebie The Zebra April 10, 2017
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