dicker

One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.

Quit dickin' around you dicker.

Man you've got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you're playing computer games! You're such a dicker!

by the annihilatrix October 09, 2007

dicker

texan slang. to mess with, to play with.

Stop dickering with the a/c!

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

dicker

A dumbass; a faggot.

That Dicker loves anal.

by xxxxxxxxxkillyou November 10, 2006

dicker

a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.

" Don't argue with your wife, dicker"

by Dewey Decimal August 31, 2006

dicker

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010

dicker

a big fat book full of alphabetically-arranged words, and their meanings. yes, it is in fact much like a dictionary.

"ooh here i am on urban dicker"

by karis November 02, 2004

Dickered

A very rural Canadian way of saying you're drunk.

Lets go get dickered this week

Hey man you dickered yet

by Akumetsu June 02, 2011