Dickdetic 

A woman or man who has instant and total visual recall of dick from their past. Such individuals with this gift of memory can recall each and every detail of such imagery.

I will draw you a collage of all of the penes that have been thrusted upon the purview of mine eyes. I have dickdetic memory, after all!

Dickdetic by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

dickdickout 

The opposite of assassin.

The assassin kills people but the dickdickout revives people like medics in video games.

dickdickout by anonymous November 6, 2020

Dickstick 

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

Dickstick by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dicklytickly 

A male penis with 2 eyes and 2 small arms that tickle you at random moments and cause you to laugh. Commonly found in black men and Asians on the island of coo coo kowa

Dude, did you see mikes dicklytickly?

Dicklytickly by Turtleking13453 April 13, 2013

Dickerick 

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.

There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."

Dickerick by Emerson44 September 3, 2016

dickticles 

A combination of the man parts.

I got so mad at him, I wanted to nail him in the dickticles.

dickticles by creativeactivist March 12, 2010

dickdatic 

verb.

when one philosopher cock blocks another philosopher.

A: dude, did you just dickdatic me? You know I was trying to fouccault Lucy when you turned on the lights.

B: nah, bro. I only turned on the light to discuss with your lastest blog on Gramscian semiotics.

We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. All right? We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system, it's a counter-system.

And then, us bro can do things together: we can cook, we can swim, we can stink. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.

Oh--by the way, did you guys want a hot chocolate, also?

Lucy: fuck this.

dickdatic by B. Dang February 24, 2010