An extremely innapropriate remark or action bluntly made to a large public audience. In reference to Mayor Rob Ford.
"I have plenty to eat at home. oh shit, I fucked up, sorry toronto, just another fordian slip" - Rob Ford
N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.
Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.
Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.
The act of masturbating with your pants on.
I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.
A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the
awkward boner.
I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.
A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.
"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."
Buy a
January Asshole
mug!
