Definitions by CakeBadger

Dickdetic 

A woman or man who has instant and total visual recall of dick from their past. Such individuals with this gift of memory can recall each and every detail of such imagery.

I will draw you a collage of all of the penes that have been thrusted upon the purview of mine eyes. I have dickdetic memory, after all!

Dickdetic by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

Pro Boner 

A description of the payment method for a good or service, the method consisting of the use of you or someone else's boner, in various ways. Pro boner payment is mutually exclusive will other forms of payment, as it is offered as a form of charity. Keep the tip.

I just couldn't think of a way to pay for his legal services... Until he offered me pro boner service!

Pro Boner by CakeBadger April 30, 2021

Evil Boner 

A boner you get when something evil is happening. Frequently accompanied by feelings of intense confusion and shame. Similar to the awkward boner.

I just got an evil boner watching the scene where that naked spy gets shot in the tit in Munich.

Evil Boner by CakeBadger April 10, 2016

January Asshole 

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.

"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."

January Asshole by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

Pantsturbate 

The act of masturbating with your pants on.

I was in the back of the bus when I decided to Pantsturbate.

Pantsturbate by CakeBadger November 21, 2014

varicose vaj 

N: A former sloot. An older woman who, in her former days, was a total slut. She may still be a slut, but a more reserved one. Must be at least 50 yrs to be considered a varicose vaj.

Guy 1: Dude, I was on my last leg so I had to go home with her. She was my last chance. But when I woke up I realized I just fucked a varicose vaj.

Guy 2: Uggh! That's so gross.. I don't know if I can talk to you anymore.

varicose vaj by CakeBadger April 4, 2014

Fordian Slip

An extremely innapropriate remark or action bluntly made to a large public audience. In reference to Mayor Rob Ford.

"I have plenty to eat at home. oh shit, I fucked up, sorry toronto, just another fordian slip" - Rob Ford

Fordian Slip by CakeBadger November 14, 2013