A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 06, 2009
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In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."

T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
by Frank Klaune March 15, 2004
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a cheesedick male who enjoys riding the dickstick aka longboard.
look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.
by tylerzz July 20, 2006
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Person or group of people who intrude and divulge information or opinion in a very rude and malicious matter.
What's up with trying to rain on the parade of people who actually like, and I daresay prefer the new singer?

It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.
by Megrim May 25, 2007
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A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.
Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard
by famhead November 30, 2018
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An Anti-Dickstick is also known as a pocket pussy which is a latex mold if a vagina.
Dad! that's not the milk jug that my Anti-Dickstick
by cookiecum April 03, 2020
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