dicketician

Dick Doctor

My dick is not feeling well, I better go see a dicketician

by badimag April 1, 2015

dicketarian

one who lives off of dick

kerry, jose, and jaja are all dicketarians because they suck dick in the family bathroom at the mall

by elkfgjskfdvnm January 16, 2009

dietician

the bastardization of the word DIETITIAN, as propogated by microsoft. there is no such word as dietician - it is not the british, american, canadian, or australian spelling of DIETITIAN. it is simply a spelling error that comes standard in microsoft's spell checker.

there is no such thing as a dietician!

by domin8trix September 13, 2004

dicktician

A strategic master of the penis, dicking, dickery, fuckery, and a consummate cocksmith.

I got dicked by a genius dicktician, there was nothing I could do.
I banged her like a dicktician and she couldn't walk straight for a week.

by Bad Luck May 29, 2017

Diabetician

Like a dietician (someone who advises diets) but for people who have diabietes.

thing 1 : "Where are you going?"
thing 2 : "I have an appointment with my Diabetician."
thing 1 : "Don't you mean dietician?"
thing 2 : "No, I have diabetes"

by Lilly567 June 29, 2010

dickgician

A person who is extremely talented at deep throat.

Bitch over here swallowing meatswords like a god damn Dickgician.....

by Heathan King November 21, 2016

Dicktilian

A seemingly nice or normal person who is actual a gargantuan asshole, dick, cocksucker, douche,or just an all around cunt that blends in well with their peers. Similar to a Chameleon blending into its surroundings.

When I first started working here Ernest seemed like a stand up guy. He was always saying nice things and he even baked me a birthday cake. But after I got to know him and worked with him longer it turned out he was a real Dicktilian.

by Twatster's Dictionary September 13, 2017