Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

dickabitch

To suggest that someone engage, or has engaged, in sexual intercourse.

1. Hey man stop jackin it and go dickabitch.

2. Hey I saw Christine coming out of your room, did you dickabitch?

by lolcat2000 November 30, 2010

Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

dibtastic

A term used to describe an attractive lady, who is prone to being 'dibbed'.

Corrr, that lass is dibtastic! I reckon she's worth a punch in the knickers.

by Kitt Fontaine September 1, 2006

Dicklytickly

A male penis with 2 eyes and 2 small arms that tickle you at random moments and cause you to laugh. Commonly found in black men and Asians on the island of coo coo kowa

Dude, did you see mikes dicklytickly?

by Turtleking13453 April 13, 2013

Dickscicle

A penis coated in a frozen beverage (usually a fruity cocktail) to provide a flavorful blow job.

Girl: A had an amazing Dickscicle last night!

Guy: You're welcome.

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014

Dicksicle

An object, made by filling a condom up with water and freezing it. It is a combination of dick and popsicle and it is for women who either do not want a dildo or who have a fetish for cold, hard things.

I used a dicksicle last night because I broke my dildo.

by h0tb!tch754 August 10, 2010