Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009

Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dicklick in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

dicklicker

one who licks or sucks dick.

that motherfucker, he's a a total dicklicker.

by gayson May 15, 2006

dicklick

Someone who is annoying or immature who also happens to like dick.

Shut the fuck up you stupid dicklick

by eugenedanyo July 12, 2006

Dicklytickly

A male penis with 2 eyes and 2 small arms that tickle you at random moments and cause you to laugh. Commonly found in black men and Asians on the island of coo coo kowa

Dude, did you see mikes dicklytickly?

by Turtleking13453 April 13, 2013

Dickerick

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.

There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."

by Emerson44 September 3, 2016