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Dick Blizzard 

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.
I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.
Dick Blizzard by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Di'ck blizzard 

When you stick your male specimen into an ac unit (or freezer) and ejaculate on your partners face.
After it was gettin hot and heavy I told ma gurl sherry to get her ski goggles ready bc I'm about to give ya a di'ck blizzard.
Di'ck blizzard by Jaxxx Frost June 18, 2016

dicklizzard 

A male or female who is hyper sexually promiscuous, swith a fetish for for sucking D#@k (giving head)
Steve .. dude I saw your X girlfriend at a party in Saturday sucking off every guy that would let her ..

Luke ... Yer dude fuck her ... fucking dicklizzard cunt
dicklizzard by Stomp box January 6, 2021

Dicklizzard 

When a chick or dudes tongue is flicking licking and tasting a co#k in a reptillian fashion.
Morgan: oi dude, what happened to you last night?

Jon: bruh,,,, was unfucking believable....you know Tracey we met at the pub the other night yer?

Morgan: she was the red head with big titts right?

Jon: yup.....:) she stayed over last night n get this.... i wake up this morning like im in Jurassic fucking park .. shes perched on the bed tongue flicking on my cock like a raptor tasting the air ..

Morgan: fuck ..... you know what you have done yer...? You captured a rare and endangered dicklizzard lol..:)

Jon: true
Dicklizzard by UncleDaddee January 7, 2021
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