Dick Blizzard

Dick blizzard refers to the phenomenon in which a recently single female joins a dating app (Tinder, Bumble, etc.) and soon finds herself bombarded with potential male companions to the point of exhaustion and/or confusion---not unlike trying to weather a blizzard of dicks.

The dick blizzard is perhaps a recent phenomenon generated by advent of mobile dating apps. Although the counter argument can be advanced that dating apps have simply exacerbated a longstanding post-break up reality. Further research is therefore needed.

I haven't seen much of Kait since she broke up with Mark. She good?

Kait's good. She got back on Tinder so she's in the midst of a wicked dick blizzard. Storm of the century level, man.

Dick Blizzard by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

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Di'ck blizzard

When you stick your male specimen into an ac unit (or freezer) and ejaculate on your partners face.

After it was gettin hot and heavy I told ma gurl sherry to get her ski goggles ready bc I'm about to give ya a di'ck blizzard.

Di'ck blizzard by Jaxxx Frost June 18, 2016

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dicklizzard

A male or female who is hyper sexually promiscuous, swith a fetish for for sucking D#@k (giving head)

Steve .. dude I saw your X girlfriend at a party in Saturday sucking off every guy that would let her ..

Luke ... Yer dude fuck her ... fucking dicklizzard cunt

dicklizzard by Stomp box January 6, 2021

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Dicklizzard

When a chick or dudes tongue is flicking licking and tasting a co#k in a reptillian fashion.

Morgan: oi dude, what happened to you last night?

Jon: bruh,,,, was unfucking believable....you know Tracey we met at the pub the other night yer?

Morgan: she was the red head with big titts right?

Jon: yup.....:) she stayed over last night n get this.... i wake up this morning like im in Jurassic fucking park .. shes perched on the bed tongue flicking on my cock like a raptor tasting the air ..

Morgan: fuck ..... you know what you have done yer...? You captured a rare and endangered dicklizzard lol..:)

Jon: true

Dicklizzard by UncleDaddee January 7, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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