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Dicklizzard 

When a chick or dudes tongue is flicking licking and tasting a co#k in a reptillian fashion.
Morgan: oi dude, what happened to you last night?

Jon: bruh,,,, was unfucking believable....you know Tracey we met at the pub the other night yer?

Morgan: she was the red head with big titts right?

Jon: yup.....:) she stayed over last night n get this.... i wake up this morning like im in Jurassic fucking park .. shes perched on the bed tongue flicking on my cock like a raptor tasting the air ..

Morgan: fuck ..... you know what you have done yer...? You captured a rare and endangered dicklizzard lol..:)

Jon: true
Dicklizzard by UncleDaddee January 7, 2021

Dickwizard 

A man who has the capability of utilizing his penis in an almost magical way.
Trisha - "My boyfriend is such a dickwizard in the bedroom, I call him Gandalf when I orgasm."
Chloe - "Dayum girl that sounds pretty sweet, wish my man could use his 'wand' like that."
Dickwizard by Dingly Dank April 6, 2015

Dickwizard 

One who has (or is believed to have) mystical properties to their genitalia. Most often associated with men and/or transvestites. Homosexuals can often be referred to as such by their own kind or in condescending terms by heterosexuals.
That flaming Queen is a real Dickwizard.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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