Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.

She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."

Dick: off by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

dick off 

To waste time in a manner found inappropriate by a superior or leader. Often times this is not the first time that such inefficiencies have taken place; use of this term implies frustration and eagerness to get said task completed.

-Dude, I can't play b-ball today 'cause I've got to finish up this flippin brief.

-Well, maybe if you'd stop dicking off asking for fucking tots all the time, you'd be done by now!!

dick off by Jyash April 21, 2005

dick off 

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

dick off by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

Dick-off by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Dick-off

A "dick-off" is a challenge between men to see who's penis is longer...

Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours!

Tom: No way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.

Billy: Well I guess we will have to have a "dick-off"

Dick-off by WillyTJr May 8, 2010

Dick off 

An insult widely used across the hampshire county of england.

A: Do you fancy going out to the movies tonight.

B: Pffft. Dick off love.

Dick off by Rach [Dirty Irish] January 17, 2009

dick off 

To compare the size of one persons penis to anothers to see who is superior.

We had a dick off and James lost by 7 inches.

dick off by M-Kat January 15, 2008