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Dick-off
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A "dick-off" is a
challenge
between men to see who's
penis
is
longer
...
Billy: I bet mine is bigger than yours!
Tom: No way man, there is no way yours is bigger than mine.
Billy:
Well I
guess
we will
have to
have a "dick-off"
Dick-off
by
WillyTJr
May 8, 2010
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