15 definitions by bennycnz

Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking

Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

Dude1: Your mumma's so ugly that if I kicked her in the head her reflection would melt my shoe before it hit her in the cocksucker.

Dude 2 , Hey cocksniff you cunt and pasted that from my favourite gay website

Dude, Touche you got me cuntox

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks

Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.