bennycnz's definitions

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.

Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

rubber-nuts

When your nuts rub together while you walk because you have huge holes in your underwear.

Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking

Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

by bennycnz April 2, 2010

poo-burp

A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp

Scene from broke back mountain:

Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??

Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

bob-robert

A hardon at the worst possible time

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

Gaylight-Savings

The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.

Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price

Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best

by bennycnz April 3, 2010