15 definitions by bennycnz
A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp
Scene from broke back mountain:
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
by bennycnz April 2, 2010
The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.
Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .
Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.
by bennycnz July 7, 2010
Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
by bennycnz May 16, 2010
person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...
Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)
Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)
by bennycnz February 1, 2011
person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
by bennycnz February 1, 2011
Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
by bennycnz March 30, 2010