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Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.
Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.

Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
by VoytekTumanov January 22, 2010
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