diarrhetic 

like diabetic, but when you are suffering from diarrhea

Max: "Doesn't Amber want to come to the beach today?"
Cam: "Don't tell her I told you, but she's diarrhetic."
Max: "Eww!"
Cam: "Yeah, I know."

diarrhetic by johnny folsom December 17, 2008

Diarrhetic coma 

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

Diarrhetic coma by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

diarrhetic wave 

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.

Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."

diarrhetic wave by stockman09 February 14, 2010

Diarrhetic Convulsion 

A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.

Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!

Diarrhetic Convulsion by Errr June 19, 2006

diarrheaing 

The act of going diarrhea. Commonly associated with: the hershey squirts, explosive bowel movements, porcelain punisher, and generally destructive colon activities.

Stephanie spent all this morning diarrheaing.

diarrheaing by Singingfrenzy November 19, 2006

Diarrheating 

To explosively secrete diarrhea.

He couldn't hold his crap in any long, so he started diarrheating all over the place.

Diarrheating by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

diarrhetoric 

Sewage, typically disguised as informed discussion, that is often used politicians, lawyers and big business interests instead of honest dialogue in order to control the weak-minded by convincing them to believe something demonstrably false.

When Sarah addressed the Alaskan audience, she filled the auditorium with embarrassingly ignorant diarrhetoric regarding "death panels" and Soviet geography.

diarrhetoric by nygenxer February 11, 2010