Diarrheatic

A play on the term "diuretic," which applies to any substance that promotes the production of urine. As you could guess, A Diarrheatic is any substance that promotes the production of Diarrhea.

"As a doctor, I suggest you eat a lot of Diarrheatic foods to help with your constipation. I can fill you out a prescription for some laxatives, or you can just eat a lot of Taco Bell."

by Bort S. September 17, 2013

diarrheaing

The act of going diarrhea. Commonly associated with: the hershey squirts, explosive bowel movements, porcelain punisher, and generally destructive colon activities.

Stephanie spent all this morning diarrheaing.

by Singingfrenzy November 19, 2006

diarreastic

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

Diarrheating

To explosively secrete diarrhea.

He couldn't hold his crap in any long, so he started diarrheating all over the place.

by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

Diarrhoeatic

A diarrhoeatic is any food or drug which affects the excretory system, causing the afflicted to produce three or more liquid bowel movements in a given day-- a condition known commonly as Diarrhoea, or when your poop looks kind of like a smoothie made purely out of peanut butter and.... wet.

Keebler cheese crackers are a notoriously powerful diarrhoeatic, often found in workout facility vending machines and school cafeterias. Be particularly wary of crackers that may seem to have too much cracker and not enough cheese, as these are most likely expired and fully capable of causing dysentery, gangreen, a milder form of gangreen known in the local martian vernacular as gangblue, and any of a plethora of other deadly and sometimes alien and thus incurable ailments besides diarrhoea (obviously).

(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)

by Ronny P February 24, 2010

diarrheality

1. A flood of really unpleasant, shitty events.

2. The horrible, shitty truth.

Conj: dire reality

All at once, Mark was overcome with the diarrheality that Britney was having an affair w/Jason.

by fartylicious November 16, 2009

Diarrhexting

The act of texting while suffering loose bowel movements.

A: Hey, got my message regarding about the dinner I made last night?

B: Yeah mom, I was diarrhexting to people including you. Try cooking better next time.

by YangBang December 1, 2010