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Diarrheating 

To explosively secrete diarrhea.
He couldn't hold his crap in any long, so he started diarrheating all over the place.
Diarrheating by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

diarrhetoric 

Sewage, typically disguised as informed discussion, that is often used politicians, lawyers and big business interests instead of honest dialogue in order to control the weak-minded by convincing them to believe something demonstrably false.
When Sarah addressed the Alaskan audience, she filled the auditorium with embarrassingly ignorant diarrhetoric regarding "death panels" and Soviet geography.
diarrhetoric by nygenxer February 11, 2010

Diarrhoeatic 

A diarrhoeatic is any food or drug which affects the excretory system, causing the afflicted to produce three or more liquid bowel movements in a given day-- a condition known commonly as Diarrhoea, or when your poop looks kind of like a smoothie made purely out of peanut butter and.... wet.
Keebler cheese crackers are a notoriously powerful diarrhoeatic, often found in workout facility vending machines and school cafeterias. Be particularly wary of crackers that may seem to have too much cracker and not enough cheese, as these are most likely expired and fully capable of causing dysentery, gangreen, a milder form of gangreen known in the local martian vernacular as gangblue, and any of a plethora of other deadly and sometimes alien and thus incurable ailments besides diarrhoea (obviously).

(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)
Diarrhoeatic by Ronny P February 24, 2010

Diarrhexting 

The act of texting while suffering loose bowel movements.
A: Hey, got my message regarding about the dinner I made last night?

B: Yeah mom, I was diarrhexting to people including you. Try cooking better next time.
Diarrhexting by YangBang December 1, 2010

Diarrhetic coma 

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking
Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"
Diarrhetic coma by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

diarrhealicious

A extremely tasty, hard to resist food item that will in all probability give the eater a severe stomach ache and digestion problems.
I better not eat your mother's chile-con-carne; it is diahrrealicious. I will not be able to resist.
diarrhealicious by Nickus July 26, 2005