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diarrhetoric 

Sewage, typically disguised as informed discussion, that is often used politicians, lawyers and big business interests instead of honest dialogue in order to control the weak-minded by convincing them to believe something demonstrably false.
When Sarah addressed the Alaskan audience, she filled the auditorium with embarrassingly ignorant diarrhetoric regarding "death panels" and Soviet geography.
diarrhetoric by nygenxer February 11, 2010
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Diarrhetoric 

n – 1. Enough BS to elicit explosive discharge. Syn, see POLITICS
Last night's debate provided infinite diarrhetoric.
Diarrhetoric by parner February 9, 2017

Diarrhetic coma 

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking
Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"
Diarrhetic coma by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
Diarrhetics by Stefonamus June 16, 2009

diarrhetic wave 

noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"

Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."

Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"

Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
diarrhetic wave by stockman09 February 14, 2010

Diarrheotic 

Used as a description word to describe something that looks like diarrhea. It can also be used to describe someone who looks like they just had Diarrhea, implying that they look like shit.

Word created by K.S.G and J.M
"Hey Kate, you look extremely diarrheotic"

"That piece of chocolate looks diarrheotic"
Diarrheotic by Diarrheotic August 12, 2023

Diarrhetic Convulsion 

A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.
Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diarrhetic Convulsion!
Diarrhetic Convulsion by Errr June 19, 2006