Diarrheicle

Characterizing the distressing and urgent situation where one experiences the sudden and overwhelming need to have diarrhea while in a vehicle, typically triggered by consuming certain foods, such as a particularly greasy or spicy meal. The term combines “diarrhea” and “vehicle” to describe the unfortunate circumstance of being trapped in transit with an urgent gastrointestinal emergency.

The spicy hibachi dinner left Big Ben diarrheicle on his commute home (he didn’t make it).