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Deuceball

to leave a group of people so that you own't get caught.
"Yo tell me how we was all running from da cops and Lade deuceballed us"
by Mimi Enterprises December 22, 2008
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doucheballer

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.
That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.
by theonlyprof June 15, 2013
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Doucheball

A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. They are the kind of person that is just acting like a dick for no reason whatsoever.

Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.
"That last customer threw his money at me like I was some kind of cheap whore, what a Doucheball!"

"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"
by Oliofreak March 28, 2008
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deucebanger

A men's bathroom that would appear small (for one person), but upon entering realizing there is actually use for two (urinal and toilet).
(in bathroom line, to the male in front of you waiting seemingly for the bathroom door to open): "Dude you can roll in, it's a deucebanger."
by McGrapeNutts December 10, 2009
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Diceball

A sport that involves 2 players. One attacks, the other defends. A spongey dice is required and a double bed. Behind the bed is a wall with one poster. Also a dartboard is needed.

The defender throws the diceball to the attacker and the attacker tries to head the ball ansd hit the wall. If they hit the wall they get 10 points. If they hit the poster they can either take 10 points or have one throw at the dart board. If the ball lands on the bed they get 5 points.

If the attacker catches or the defender catches the diceball before it hits the floor or bed (not the wall) then they can get 2 points.

There is 4 tournaments in Diceball. 'The DBA Championship', 'Cocoon4 Cup', 'Fossil Cup' and 'The DBA League'. The most prestigious is the DBA Championship. Then the league, then Cocoon4 then Fossil cup. Each round can consist of different amount of throws. (e.g. - 1, 4, 14).
Peter: Hey, Johnny, wanna play some diceball?

Johnny: Definately, I'm ready to go, you're going down

Peter: Haha, I don't think so Johnny! I don't think so!
by Pete616 November 7, 2010
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Doucheball

a big o'l ball of douche
Why do you have to be such a doucheball?
by Carlos9322 April 26, 2010
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Doucheballer

These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.
A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer
by DouchebagNews March 29, 2010
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