Definitions by DouchebagNews

Doucheballer 

These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.

A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer

Doucheballer by DouchebagNews March 29, 2010