Doucheball

A word used to describe a person that is extremly annoying or rude. This word describes someone that can also be categorized as a douchebag. They are the kind of person that is just acting like a dick for no reason whatsoever.

Also can be used to describe someone that acts better than everyone. This person feels they are higher up on the social ladder because of a fancy car or big house.

"That last customer threw his money at me like I was some kind of cheap whore, what a Doucheball!"

"Steve is such a fucking Doucheball!"

Doucheball by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

Doucheball

a big o'l ball of douche

Why do you have to be such a doucheball?

Doucheball by Carlos9322 April 26, 2010

Doucheball

A very homosexual game played in P.E. class.

Dude, I dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks ass.

Doucheball by A^Train November 30, 2004

Doucheball Player 

Noun. Person who is a giant doucher who just so happens to play football and likes to say bro every five words

I can't stay here much longer among all these jock doucheball players.

Doucheball Player by Ky-Yooooo October 20, 2009

President Douchebag 

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017

doucheballer 

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.

That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.

doucheballer by theonlyprof June 15, 2013

schrodinger’s douchebag 

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

schrodinger’s douchebag by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020