Pete616's definitions
Due to the common meaning of the last hole on a full golf course, this is the true and sexual meaning of, the '18th hole'.
A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
A woman shall expose her arse and bend over till she is able to touch her feet with her fingers. The male then proceeds to collect a golf ball and either can, kick it, or use a golf club and will attempt to make the golf ball stay or go in completely to the anus or vagina. If successful the male may then carry on with the sexual move he wishes. The '18th hole' usually determines any disagreement in the bedroom. If the male succeeds he can go ahead with what he wanted. If he fails, the woman has a right to still saying 'no'.
Keith: Heather, let me perform a Lancashire Shitter!
Heather: Absolutely not Keith.
Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole!
(proceeds with 18th hole)
Heather: Absolutely not Keith.
Keith: It looks like it's going down to the 18th hole!
(proceeds with 18th hole)
by Pete616 November 10, 2010
Get the 18th holemug. When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
by Pete616 April 25, 2011
Get the Russian rim poundermug. by Pete616 April 25, 2011
Get the the Vietnamese hole teasemug. In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)
Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
by Pete616 November 10, 2010
Get the San Marinese kissmug. Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
by Pete616 June 6, 2011
Get the trouser vaginamug. Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
by Pete616 June 18, 2011
Get the Prowankinatingmug. The ultimate offensive term. When one is being such a dick the word 'cunt' does not suffice. It is such a strong term, that the statement is usually retracted.
Mikael: You know what Paul, you're acting like Jolly.
Andre: You take that back!
Mikael: You're right, Paul. I'm sorry.
Andre: You take that back!
Mikael: You're right, Paul. I'm sorry.
by Pete616 November 25, 2014
Get the Jollymug.