Lancashire shitter

The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.

The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.

John: Here comes the hotpot!

Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!

John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*

Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

the Vietnamese hole tease

When a Vietnamese man teases the anus.

Hong Tang: Shall I tease your anus?

Barry: Is this is the Vietnamese hole tease?

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

the 3 ing's

The 3 Ing's are defined as the 3 reasons why females or on this Earth.

Cleaning
Cooking
Fucking

John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!

by Pete616 November 15, 2010

trouser vagina

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

by Pete616 June 06, 2011

Swainy

Just a great, cheeky guy.

Hey Swainy.

by Pete616 November 25, 2014

Russian rim pounder

When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.

The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.

Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.

Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*

Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*

by Pete616 April 25, 2011

Torange

A word that will distinguise any complication with the common myth of no word rhyming with the fruit and colour of orange.

Brian- Hey Bob, do you know any words that rhyme with orange? I'm sure door hinge doesn't count.

Bob- Well Brian, torange rhymes with orange perfectly.

by Pete616 October 04, 2010