Definitions by Pete616
Jolly
The ultimate offensive term. When one is being such a dick the word 'cunt' does not suffice. It is such a strong term, that the statement is usually retracted.
Mikael: You know what Paul, you're acting like Jolly.
Andre: You take that back!
Mikael: You're right, Paul. I'm sorry.
Andre: You take that back!
Mikael: You're right, Paul. I'm sorry.
Drug Princess
Jack: Hey babe, I've got pink and blue his and hers syringes for tonight. You're my drug princess.
Shannon: Oh, Jack, you're so sweet.
Shannon: Oh, Jack, you're so sweet.
Drug Princess by Pete616 November 25, 2014
Swainy
Hey Swainy.
Prowankinating
Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.
Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.
Prowankinating by Pete616 June 18, 2011
trouser vagina
Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.
trouser vagina by Pete616 June 6, 2011
Russian rim pounder
When a male proceeds to engage in vaginal intercourse he penetrates the anus of the female by using means of extreme force with his arm. The goal is too place the whole of the arm into the anus while hearing her yell.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
The following act must be performed in a Russian accent whenever engaging in speech.
Caution: Can casuse termination of the biological functions.
Liam: I'm gonna fucking start the russian rim pounder on you now bitch! *In Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
Kirsty: Please no Liam! Please! *Also in Russian accent*
Russian rim pounder by Pete616 April 25, 2011
Lancashire shitter
The act of defecating on a Lancashire hotpot and then disguising the faeces as gravy.
The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
The act is common when the host has dinner guests they are not particulary fond of.
John: Here comes the hotpot!
Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!
John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*
Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
Liam: Yum yum! My favourite!
John: You want gravy Liam? *Laughing in head about Lancashire shitter*
Liam: Please John, I love lumpy gravy!
Lancashire shitter by Pete616 April 25, 2011