Desk Chair 

A chair that goes with your desk. Fun to spin around on and mainly used for racing around your house.

"Anyone seen John and Benedict?"
"They're at home trying to race each other on desk chairs."

Desk Chair by Ilovetitties6969 March 2, 2012

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Deckchaired

To be violently hit or struck with a deckchair.

"Here you! you're gettin deckchaired"
"I would have been alright if I didn't get deckchaired"
"Ahhhhhh Fackkkk...just got deckchaired"
"You wantin deckchaired?...well en"

Deckchaired by rfcjuni0r February 2, 2009

deckchair

A variant of the Missionary sexual position, wherein the woman's knees are drawn fully back, her ankles often resting on the man's shoulders. The couple resembles an open deck chair.

If a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be assured of some very satisfying sex.

deckchair by wiz tooth April 10, 2010

rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia 

An upgrade on rearranging the deck chairs on Titanic. To make the same futile mistake again in the face of the disaster, to not learn from previous mistakes despite somehow surviving first time around . The Carpathia being the vessel which rescued the survivors of the Titanic

Our response to the second surge of Covid was the same as the first surge, it felt like rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia while sailing towards the same iceberg

rearranging the deckchairs on the RMS Carpathia by The smedders wrestler November 9, 2020

deckchaired

A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned

When Jimmy tried to jump two flights of stairs, he deckchaired in the parking lot below.

deckchaired by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

Deckchair Blowjob

Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates

I ended up bent in two after Nicola gave me a deckchair blowjob

Deckchair Blowjob by Tedzer January 3, 2024