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Violently Fat 

When somebody is so fat you feel like you have been physically assaulted just from looking at them.
Bro, that guy is so violently fat I feel like I was just mugged!
Violently Fat by quartermile October 8, 2010

violently masturbating 

Niall Horan from One Direction was caught violently masturbating in Tokyo.
"Of all the boy band members I can't believe Niall was the one caught violently masturbating."

violently high 

When one is so high that it becomes a pressing matter.
violently high by Ukufa June 24, 2016

violently obese

When someone is so huge that you are actually afraid of them; the fear that said person might become angered and sit on you in retribution of making fun of said obesity.
If your carpool is a violently obese person, you're afraid to correct any traffic violations for fear they will smother you to quiet any objections to their driving.
violently obese by LizPow September 9, 2006

Violently agitated 

when some a certain individual gets you so pissed that you wanna rip off his/her head.
BESTFRIEND LEMME TELL YOU HOW THIS STUPID ASS IS GETTING ME VIOLENTLY AGITATED

Violently Cold 

When the temperature is so low, that you have sudden violent urges. This in some ways, relates to violently high. This is commonly found in males but can be exhibited in females. Being violently cold can also cause you to be bitchy and argumentative to people around you.
It was twenty degrees outside causing Cheryl to get violently cold and hit, kick, and scratch anyone with in a ten foot radius.

No matter what he did, Jon couldn't keep warm so, his body went into violently cold mode, trying to heat his body up by resorting to physical violence.
Violently Cold by InterwebzWarrior December 10, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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