deckchair

A variant of the Missionary sexual position, wherein the woman's knees are drawn fully back, her ankles often resting on the man's shoulders. The couple resembles an open deck chair.

If a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be assured of some very satisfying sex.

by wiz tooth April 10, 2010

Deckchair Blowjob

Extremely forceful deep-throat oral sex which results in the recipient folding up like a deckchair when he ejaculates

I ended up bent in two after Nicola gave me a deckchair blowjob

by Tedzer January 3, 2024

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Fishermens deck chair

When the man lies on his back and the women sits with the her legs either side of the his torso and her hands behind her looking at his feet while he performs oral sex

Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.

by Mrbadgerless July 23, 2018

Dickchard

Taking the root word/name Richard, removing the "Rich", and slapping the nickname for "Richard" - Dick - right in front of "chard". And bingo! a new name for your Richard friends.

"Sup dick!"
"It's Dickchard"
"My bad"

by Alban Roby October 3, 2008

Derechairo

Term created as an answer to the pejorative and classicist term chairo. Derechairo is a far right member who usually play a trolling roll on political Internet discussions. They are aggressive and violent. They usually attack first and when people react to the aggression, they play the victim. They usually believe that fascism/neoliberalism is the answer to current problems of Latino America and support oppressive ideologies as soon as they do not affect their particular interest.

My cousin the derechairo thinks that Felipe Calderon was the best president of all times in Mexico.

by ElChairoVengador April 13, 2021

Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

by Deardaniel August 28, 2013