Missionary

by January 14, 2021
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How your Mum and Dad Fuck / Made you
Dad: Tonight darling, we shall make a son.
Mother: Splendid, can we try a more exotic position than Missionary?
Dad: No i shall take you as Adam took Eve
Mother: Alright shove a baby in me...
by Butcher'sgreat March 17, 2010
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the best sex position for them first timers. cause, ladies, it hurts!
Since it was my first time, we was doin it missionary.
by IGotXpierienceDoU? December 18, 2004
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Probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. Nothing special.
by Cheese November 16, 2003
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a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.
daniel and carrie often do the missionary position when love making.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 23, 2006
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missionary

- A person (esp. Christian) who goes on a religious trek to expand their faith.

- Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another.

- A death metal/black metal/doom metal band from Arizona, USA.

- 1982 British comedy film starring Monty Python's Michael Palin
by guggenteit July 08, 2006
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where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies
want to try the missionary tonight?
by fat child man thing May 14, 2016
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