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a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex
Let's use the desk this time!!
by Anonymous December 29, 2002
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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A challenging game involving commonly used stationery, cutlery, crockery, point-of-sale material, or anything else found on or around desks. Extreme desk can involve items found elsewhere in the office, which allow you to carry out a desk based move.
by DeskIt July 28, 2011
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Office furniture with a series of storage compartments (drawers) under a large flat surface that is covered with papery things, phones, computer monitors, etc, to hide tell-tale signs of super-mensal copulation.
Confucius say: Secretary not part of office furniture, unless screwed on desk
by idunnit November 04, 2004
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stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts
if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk
by megs April 21, 2004
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1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.
I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.
by Werther September 19, 2002
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To reach an accord; to finalize a deal
It was a tough sell, but I finally desked the deal with Mr. Jenkins
by The Zim April 07, 2011
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