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An absolute chad whom makes top notch twitch streams where he streams the game Team Fortress 2 and many other games
Guy 1: You know Deputy7?

Guy 2: The real question is... who doesn't?
Deputy7 by FairPaul August 30, 2022
Words you can keep
A county employee who works twice as hard as municipal and state employees while earning less money. Also, a police officer who is not a dick like a trooper or a town clown
Town clown: Damn that deputy is doing all the work we should be doing!
Trooper: Yea and he still qualifies for welfare!!!
Municipal cop: Hey! The media is here! Look busy guys!!!
deputy by supercop January 13, 2009

shoot the deputy

What Bob Marley didn't do.
"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"
shoot the deputy by Andrew! June 13, 2004

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit
Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

Deputy Dangles 

Extremely short, form-fitting shorts worn by a man, made popular by the "Reno:911" Character Lt. Dangle.
The male counterpart to Daisy Dukes, made popular by the "Dukes of Hazzard" character Daily Duke.
"Those Deputy Dangles he's got on don't leave much to the imagination."
Deputy Dangles by Tom Twedell March 23, 2008

Dewey County Deputy

A cop (usually of smaller stature) that is untrustworthy and flaky. Thinks that since he’s a cop, people will be scared of him and not test his authority. Does not train for his job but instead, posts pictures on Facebook in uniform (to let the ladies know he’s a cop)
Man, that dude sure runs his mouth a lot!
He’s a Dewey County Deputy, what do you expect?
Dewey County Deputy by RickSaltsman82 December 13, 2022

Deputy Dicknut 

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.
Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."
Deputy Dicknut by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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