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A county employee who works twice as hard as municipal and state employees while earning less money. Also, a police officer who is not a dick like a trooper or a town clown
Town clown: Damn that deputy is doing all the work we should be doing!
Trooper: Yea and he still qualifies for welfare!!!
Municipal cop: Hey! The media is here! Look busy guys!!!
deputy by supercop January 13, 2009

shoot the deputy

What Bob Marley didn't do.
"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"
shoot the deputy by Andrew! June 13, 2004

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit
Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

Deputy Dangles 

Extremely short, form-fitting shorts worn by a man, made popular by the "Reno:911" Character Lt. Dangle.
The male counterpart to Daisy Dukes, made popular by the "Dukes of Hazzard" character Daily Duke.
"Those Deputy Dangles he's got on don't leave much to the imagination."
Deputy Dangles by Tom Twedell March 23, 2008

Dewey County Deputy

A cop (usually of smaller stature) that is untrustworthy and flaky. Thinks that since he’s a cop, people will be scared of him and not test his authority. Does not train for his job but instead, posts pictures on Facebook in uniform (to let the ladies know he’s a cop)
Man, that dude sure runs his mouth a lot!
He’s a Dewey County Deputy, what do you expect?

Deputy Dicknut 

Basically a name for any cop that you dislike, or is just an asshole.
Jimbo: " Goddam, I would've been fine if Deputy Dicknut wasn't waiting for me around the corner."
Deputy Dicknut by Zero-One Witch October 16, 2017