a super chill bro that bangs chicks like its his job. dewey is considered irresistable to girls. he often pops his shirt off which leads to girls running to him and begging him for super good pleasure. dewey's homecourt is the boardwalk, a place where girls can not resist his super chill bro charm.
by doc eazy e June 2, 2009
One of Donald Duck's nephews
by Bozi September 1, 2007
An inconvenient boner that must be displayed proudly:
Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave.
Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave.
Adam: You're not gonna believe this, I got a Dewey right before the bell rang.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst.
Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her.
Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do?
Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do?
Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst.
Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her.
Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do?
Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do?
Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life.
by Habitual Deweyer April 18, 2010
A DUI. Phonetically, DUI (as in Driving Under the Influence) can be pronounced as such. In rural Michigan, people often say that they got a Dewey as opposed to a DUI.
by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. April 17, 2013
A guy that is bent on controlling women and has an innate need to be humiliated by them l. He has no regard for how they feel and just wants to conquer them, and break hearts.
by SpelixipiHurts April 24, 2019
by squawk July 29, 2010
One of Donald Duck's nephews
by 1337Person September 2, 2007