shoot the deputy

What Bob Marley didn't do.

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"

by Andrew! June 13, 2004

shoot the deputy

Ejaculating onto your (or someone else's) feces.

"I was having a wank on the shitter, i got up, turned around to shoot the deputy, and your mom walked in!"

by Boogas January 11, 2008