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defra lard pole 

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks
David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours
defra lard pole by Tresspass July 25, 2006
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DEFACTOID 

DEFACTOID:- A person, animal or device which is mainly used to commit activities to reduce or demolish the activities of the opposition.
Don't waste your time planning to finish him off, get DEFACTOID on it - defact him fast!
DEFACTOID by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

Defranco-fy 

To breakdown, rebuild, and make something more awesome.
Guy 1: Did you hear there are 100 new words in the english dictionary?

Guy 2: Not yet, I usually wait for them to defranco-fy it.
Defranco-fy by Sujster August 15, 2012

decrapification 

You've been accumulating cruft year after year, a gnawing sense in the back of your mind that someday you'll have to do something with this stuff. Actually getting down to looking through it all, one by one, and throwing out everything you're never going to use: the decrapification of your apartment.
I know him, I took his Apple Unix when he was in New York.
Oh, yeah, that was when I moved out of the Brooklyn apartment. That was round one of the great decrapification.

Decrapification was the project for 2007, and oh my god the stuff we got rid of!
decrapification by My name is Cos January 13, 2008

decrapify 

to remove crap or unnecessary items from something i.e. pre-installed software on a new computer
I spent half my weekend trying to decrapify my brand new PC!
decrapify by JTH213 December 28, 2007

DeFranco Nation 

When the United States goes into the second civil war all DeFranco followers will meet in Kansas and form there own nation!
The year 2012 we will meet in ks to form the DeFranco nation