decrapify 

to remove crap or unnecessary items from something i.e. pre-installed software on a new computer

I spent half my weekend trying to decrapify my brand new PC!

decrapify by JTH213 December 28, 2007

decrapify 

to decipher, make sense of, or explain the truth behind any statement or explanation which has been blown out of proportion to the extent of being B.S.

When Bob told me all about the hot girls at his birthday party, Jesse had to decrapify the fact that they were Bob's cousins.

decrapify by Captain Phantasm February 26, 2013

decrapification 

You've been accumulating cruft year after year, a gnawing sense in the back of your mind that someday you'll have to do something with this stuff. Actually getting down to looking through it all, one by one, and throwing out everything you're never going to use: the decrapification of your apartment.

I know him, I took his Apple Unix when he was in New York.
Oh, yeah, that was when I moved out of the Brooklyn apartment. That was round one of the great decrapification.

Decrapification was the project for 2007, and oh my god the stuff we got rid of!

decrapification by My name is Cos January 13, 2008

Decrapitate 

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

Decrapitate by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decrapitated 

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

Decrapitated by Broham64 December 14, 2021

decrepify 

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.

Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.

decrepify by Terrence E. Newberry March 29, 2005

decatify 

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.

We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!

decatify by ecologyprof January 1, 2013