Deficulate

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When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.

Deficulate by Belgy March 28, 2023

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Defibulator

A person (most often a parent), whom reveals the truth behind white lies and exaggerated situations.

The way this government is run, this Country is going to need an ARMY of Defibulators to straighten its shit out!

My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.

In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.

Defibulator by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Related Words

Deficulate • defibulate • defaculate • Defeculate • defibulated • defibulater • Defuculate • Depiculate • dejaculate • defibulator

Defuckulate

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

Defuckulate by Mister Bee February 7, 2009

Defrigulate

The act of wearing down a drunk woman's resistance to showing her breasts. Generally involves repeated propositions of the form "boobs?" by one or more men until the woman can no longer resist and flashes everyone.

After we defrigulated her, she was pulling those puppies out more than Tila Tequila!!

Defrigulate by Doctor Mark August 22, 2010

defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

defaculate by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

deficate

Yet another mis-spelling of an English word by an under educated public. Of course, the word they're struggling for is 'Defecate'.

I deficate (sic) on your poor use of the language!

deficate by teaurn June 21, 2007

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026