Deficulate

When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.

by Belgy March 28, 2023

Defibulator

A person (most often a parent), whom reveals the truth behind white lies and exaggerated situations.

The way this government is run, this Country is going to need an ARMY of Defibulators to straighten its shit out!

My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.

In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.

by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Defuckulate

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

by Mister Bee February 7, 2009

Defrigulate

The act of wearing down a drunk woman's resistance to showing her breasts. Generally involves repeated propositions of the form "boobs?" by one or more men until the woman can no longer resist and flashes everyone.

After we defrigulated her, she was pulling those puppies out more than Tila Tequila!!

by Doctor Mark August 22, 2010

defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

deficate

Yet another mis-spelling of an English word by an under educated public. Of course, the word they're struggling for is 'Defecate'.

I deficate (sic) on your poor use of the language!

by teaurn June 21, 2007