Deficulate
When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.
Deficulate by Belgy March 28, 2023
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Defibulator
A person (most often a parent), whom reveals the truth behind white lies and exaggerated situations.
The way this government is run, this Country is going to need an ARMY of Defibulators to straighten its shit out!
My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.
In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.
My Dad is the defibulator in our family, no one can get anything passed him.
In class today we did not get much accomplished because the Teacher had to play the defibulator, between Dwayne and Jose for the Principal.
Defibulator by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009
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Defuckulate
To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.
"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"
Defuckulate by Mister Bee February 7, 2009
Defrigulate
The act of wearing down a drunk woman's resistance to showing her breasts. Generally involves repeated propositions of the form "boobs?" by one or more men until the woman can no longer resist and flashes everyone.
Defrigulate by Doctor Mark August 22, 2010
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defaculate by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013
Dejaculate
"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."
"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."
Dejaculate by Gartholomew October 17, 2009
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