6 definitions by Cliff Dickens

A sweet Pocket PC by Compaq (HP)
me: I have a Compaq H3835!
some dude: I have a Palm...
me: Dude that's gay.
by Cliff Dickens March 2, 2004
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a Beatles song that was written by Lennon, party about Yoko, and the idea came from a gun magazine with the caption "Happiness is a warm gun in your hand." Great song, period.
happiness is a warm gun. bang bang, shoot shoot.
by Cliff Dickens June 24, 2004
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To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
by Cliff Dickens January 6, 2004
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A Ben Folds fan randomly yelled this at one of his concerts in Chicago. Ben made up a song about it on the spot, and since then it became a signature tune of Ben Folds at his live shows. A friend of Ben Folds made him a bet that he couldn't change the tune of Rock This Bitch at every show for an entire year. He took on the bet, and everytime he played Rock This Bitch, he changed the tune and lyrics, doing a country version, a polka version, and many other variations, like Rock Out With Your Cock Out and even did it to The Weather Channel music. However, he grew pretty tired of the song after a while and officially retired Rock This Bitch while playing with The Western Australian Symphony Orchestra in Perth.
Fan in the audience: Rock this bitch. Rock this bitch!
Ben Folds: Rock this bitch?
Fan in the audience (along with even more fans): ROCK THIS BITCH!!!
Ben Folds: Okay.
by Cliff Dickens February 9, 2006
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1. One who chooses to suffer death rather than renounce religious principles.
2. One who makes great sacrifices or suffers much in order to further a belief, cause, or principle.

A great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy.

To inflict great pain on.
Accidently like a martyr -Warren Zevon
by Cliff Dickens May 3, 2004
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