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Defecate deficit 

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'
Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

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defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016
To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.
"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.
defecate by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

Defecaloesiophobia 

the fear of painful bowels movements.
'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'
Defecaloesiophobia by sasha December 9, 2003

defaculate 

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time
Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep
dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)
defecate by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007