defecalate

Find the truth, or in layman's terms, to take the crap out of it.

That advertisement sounded too good to be true." "I researched it, and managed to defecalate it.

by oceanic0809 March 3, 2011

Defecate deficit

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

defecate

To void feces from the bowels. (In other words, to crap)

To become clear or free of.

"I guess you should know that sudden brain injury causes the victim to simultaneously urinate, defecate, and bite down."
-Andy Dufresne to Bogs about refusing to suck his cock-a-doodle. From Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption.

by Cliff Dickens January 5, 2004

Defecaloesiophobia

the fear of painful bowels movements.

'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'

by sasha December 9, 2003

defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

defecate

to void the bowels; to shit

dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)

by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007