Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

Dejaculate

Having a great orgasm then in the middle of it realizing that your condom has disappeared.

I need to slow my roll or get smaller condoms, I totally didn't mean to dejaculate in that chick.

by FunMistake June 1, 2011

dejaculate

a horrible, revolting feeling initiated by the site of a really ugly person.

the opposite of ejaculate.

that girl is so ugly, she dejaculated me!

by cmccmccmc August 15, 2006

dejaculation

the act of frequently masturbating to the extent of dehydration or the inability to produce anymore siemen through the expelling liquids such as sweat and siemen

i got so dejaculated (past tense of dejaculation) last week my dad rushed me to the hospital to get some fluids in me

by nikkkkkkkkkkkkkk May 22, 2012