Defuculate

Verb: to reorganize, fix, clean, or properly assemble an item or area. Most often applied to engineering, display, and construction. Also n. Defuculation, v. Fuculate, n. Fuculated

Somebody had better defuculate that area before the boss sees the pile of empty take out containers....

by Furgle August 28, 2016

Defuckulate

To take a problem situation that is seemingly impossible to coordinate or rectify, and create a working solution that is satisfactory to all parties of interest.

"The Boss said to defuckulate your work backlog today, or you'll need a federal bailout for your next paycheck!"

by Mister Bee February 7, 2009

defaculate

The act of defacating and ejaculating at the same time

Dude, I totally defaculated over Julie last night
I defaculate in my sleep

by Theonerealcaptaincrunch October 4, 2013

Dejaculate

To remove one's jacket, coat or outerwear.

"Thank you for coming! Please dejaculate and make yourself comfortable."

"Where's Miranda?" "Oh, she's dejaculating in the coatroom."

"I had barely dejaculated before they bombarded me with complaints."

by Gartholomew October 17, 2009

Deficulate

When an individual deficates and ejaculates simultaneously.

Man, between the taco bell and Melissa's blowjob I couldn't help but deficulate.

by Belgy March 28, 2023

defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.

{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!

by Telephony May 15, 2020

defibulater

a cattleprod like device used to encourage young children to speak the truth

Woman, fetch me that thar defibulater. I'm gunna git me some sense outa this here boy.

by gregoriousvictorious March 3, 2008