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Kirby Delauter 

A politician who's clueless about the First Amendment.

This Frederick County council member threatened to sue The Frederick News-Post in January 2015 for putting his name in the paper without authorization, thus lending his name to "delauter" and "Delauterism".
"Use my name again unauthorized and you'll be paying for an Attorney. Your rights stop where mine start."
(Kirby Delauter, in a Facebook comment) http : // media.utsandiego.com/img/photos/2015/01/06/Kirby_Delauter_t540.jpg

"... Kirby Delauter has no case. ..."
("Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter", FNP editorial that gloriously mentions the name Kirby Delauter 30 times, posted Tuesday, January 6, 2015) http : // www.fredericknewspost.com/news/politics_and_government/kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter-kirby-delauter/article_da85d6f4-fa3c-524f-bbf6-8e5ddc0d1c0a.html?mode=story
Kirby Delauter by Grinning Cat January 7, 2015
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Delauterism

A moronic or ignorant statement about the First Amendment. Named for Frederick County Council Member Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue The Frederick News-Post for using his name without authorization.
From now on, saying something moronic about the First Amendment will be forever known as a Delauterism. #KirbyDelauter #Delauterism
-- Coin Graham (@CoinGrahamIV) commenting on the U-T San Diego article "Councilman Kirby Delauter says Maryland newspaper can't use his name so it does, gloriously" (The editorial's title is "Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter, Kirby Delauter". It goes on to mention his name 15 times in the first three paragraphs, 30 times in all.)
Delauterism by Grinning Cat January 7, 2015
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The fucking sweetest metal band.....ever
oh shit! is that deletery?
:shits twice and dies:
fuck ya it is.
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deleterious 

adjective

1 - having a harmful effect, eg to health

2 - the panicky paranoid state of mind which inspires one to go through old emails, texts, etc, deleting anything which may be vaguely incriminating
I found my girlfriend going through my phone, but it's ok cos I got a bit deleterious last week and wiped those drunk text messages to my ex from my outbox
deleterious by jwgrooves September 5, 2010

Delauter 

An ass with a wide rectum from which shit falls out continuously.
Brittany broke up with Mark when he refused to seek medical attention for his delauter.
Delauter by AwolBaby January 7, 2015

deleterious 

Causing harm or damage.
Divorce is assumed to have deleterious effects on children.
deleterious by Kate Hines January 10, 2009

delautered 

de·lau·tered /də'lô tərd/ Adjective
Having and expressing false beliefs about the way something should work despite overwhelming documentation to the contrary and despite having the education, training, or title which should have prevented such beliefs.
"Did you hear Bob's completely delautered rant about how gerbil farts are the cause of global warming? I never expected to hear that from our veterinarian."
delautered by punsRus January 8, 2015
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