Daywacker

Someone who skips work to play video games and eat pizza. Or someone who just generally does very little work during the day. Instead of being productive, during the day they "wack off" hence the term, Daywacker.

Me: What's Sebastian doing today, he's not a work?
Co-worker: He took the day off to play video games and eat pizza, because he's a Daywacker.

Daywacker by flavaflavclock April 15, 2025

dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

daywalker 

The Daywalker is a Ginger that does not burn in direct sunlight. Hated by true Gingers, the Daywalker can sustain extended periods in sunlight and even has traces of a soul. Because they are still part Ginger, freckles may or may not be present.

Ben, the Daywalker, went out during the day to buy his Ginger sister a sunlight umbrella, so she wouldn't have to take night classes.

daywalker by Dee Hue January 5, 2010

Dauzacker 

The definition of a Dauzacker is to be beyond the boundaries of awesomeness. Dauzacker do everything correctly, and are always right. Never start an argument or disagree with a Dauzacker, they will take you down. Anyone with the surname of Dauzacker should be considered a higher power and is never to be messed with.

Don't mess with the Dauzacker

Dauzacker by E. Dauzacker August 24, 2011

Dayfucker 

1. One who fucks other people's days.
2. One who fucks other people's shit up, or otherwise causes general mischief.

Did you hear what Micky did to Ron?
Yeah, dude....that asshole was bread to be a Dayfucker.

Dayfucker by stephystranger August 11, 2015

daymaker 

a super cool person/event that makes somebodys whole entire daaaaaaaaaaay sometimes referred to as an izzy<3

brendan: "wows izzy just made my whole day. shes such a daymaker."

daymaker by smartyz December 18, 2012

Drywanker 

A male that masturbates several times a week although he has not enjoyed it for years.

May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.

Otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a drywanker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.

Drywanker by Midnight Man Dude January 4, 2011