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Drywanker

A male that masturbates several times a week although he has not enjoyed it for years.

May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.
Otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a drywanker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.
by Midnight Man Dude January 4, 2011
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Dwanker

A person who plays dragon games and sucks dragon dick.
Look at CJ over there, what a dwanker, playing his dumb dragon game all day!
by Lvl2Wizard May 26, 2016
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dale the drywaller

Guy who has been around the trade for over 30 years
Dale the drywaller well hung, screwed and nailed all over your house

If you dont like his prices bring your wife and maybe he will dicker
by Tonythetiler November 25, 2020
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Dranker

One who participates in binge drinking; a heavy alcohol consumer. Usually drinks to the point of obliteration 3+ days of the week.
Person A: "Yo, you know know the kids who live across the hall?"
Person B: "Yeeah, those guys are DRANKERS."

"You tryin' to DRANK?"
by TheHOMan October 8, 2011
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daywalker

The Daywalker is a Ginger that does not burn in direct sunlight. Hated by true Gingers, the Daywalker can sustain extended periods in sunlight and even has traces of a soul. Because they are still part Ginger, freckles may or may not be present.
Ben, the Daywalker, went out during the day to buy his Ginger sister a sunlight umbrella, so she wouldn't have to take night classes.
by Dee Hue January 5, 2010
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jewish daywalker

The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.

Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork

Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork

Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork
I thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. It's ok, he's a jewish daywalker .
by J.Daywalker April 4, 2016
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Drywaller

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.
"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"
by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006
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