dilwacker 

a douche bag; a fake; an arrogant yet stupid slob; a user/abuser of people or things; a synthetic penis; a jerk.

That guy from Janesville is such a dilwacker! That's the last time I'll let him date my daughter!

dilwacker by thingoneandthingtwo November 5, 2012

Dillpacker

Is used in reference to something that is dill pickle and a penis that one should pack it in something.

Phil: Yo! Why you being such a dillpacker Larry.

Larry: Okay I will stop now. You win bro.

Dillpacker by TheyCallMeThePotatoQueen March 31, 2013

dildockery 

nonsense, foolishness,mischief, frivolity

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!

dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildockery 

nonsense, frivolity,fooling-around

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!

dildockery by brendan mc July 29, 2008

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dillwanker 

Dumbass, idiot, retard.

Your boyfriend is such a dillwanker. Where'd you find that moron?

dillwanker by Ksmackahoe October 22, 2010

Dwacker 

When you're in a situation, state in life that is darkly fucked up and you have nothing to do but to take it as a joke.

Hossame : bro i haven't seen u for more than two weeks bro what's happening

Akram : Dwacker that what's happening ksdi

Dwacker by Zulul lolipop January 4, 2024