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Dansplain 

V. - to explain something very simple in a very long winded nonsensical way so that everyone involved is now utterly confused and questioning why you exist.
It took Dan 30 min to dansplained how to make a PB & J.
Dansplain by Prank Senatra September 29, 2017

mansplainertainer 

A mansplainer who provides amusement or enjoyment.
Griselda declared, " Marco is a mansplainertainer par excellence. He is both fun and long-winded."
mansplainertainer by coocho October 5, 2018

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Dawgsplaining 

Dawgsplaining, Dawg spraining, Dawg-splaining:

The immature whining of a weak minded , delusional college fan base uttering constant and unfounded complaints concerning officiating ,usually involving whiny, nasal, crying sounds, due to a loss from being out played and/or out coached by superior opponent. Typical of a fan base that walks around with “Alabama swagger but has a Tiny Trophy case.”
“After three consecutive collapses and humiliating defeats at the hands of the Crimson Tide, I needed ear plugs at the Piggly Wiggly checkout line to drown out the incessant Dawgsplaining from the loser uga fans! “
Dawgsplaining by CFBrealist December 2, 2018

dansplanation 

When a Danish person uses a combination of patriotism and limited knowledge of the non-Danish world to explain Danish society to a foreigner. This foreigner may be a tourist or a resident immigrant.
"Here in Denmark, we eat Danish rye bread. All of the children eat it every day. I don't know why and we don't think about it. That's just the way it is."

"Here in Denmark, all women hold jobs and work as equals to the men" is a dansplanation because it assumes that someone from another country or culture has a different experience.
dansplanation by crtKbh October 2, 2012

fansplain 

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplain.
(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Don't fansplain! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"
fansplain by The Runs June 10, 2017