4 definitions by CFBrealist
Dawgsplaining, Dawg spraining, Dawg-splaining:
The immature whining of a weak minded , delusional college fan base uttering constant and unfounded complaints concerning officiating ,usually involving whiny, nasal, crying sounds, due to a loss from being out played and/or out coached by superior opponent. Typical of a fan base that walks around with “Alabama swagger but has a Tiny Trophy case.”
The immature whining of a weak minded , delusional college fan base uttering constant and unfounded complaints concerning officiating ,usually involving whiny, nasal, crying sounds, due to a loss from being out played and/or out coached by superior opponent. Typical of a fan base that walks around with “Alabama swagger but has a Tiny Trophy case.”
“After three consecutive collapses and humiliating defeats at the hands of the Crimson Tide, I needed ear plugs at the Piggly Wiggly checkout line to drown out the incessant Dawgsplaining from the loser uga fans! “
by CFBrealist December 2, 2018
A Jawga fans climax more powerful than from sexual excitement diddling their sister, characterized by feelings of immense pleasure from an Alabama loss, usually accompanied by an ejaculation.
"she managed to achieve an orgasm"
"she managed to achieve an orgasm"
After my cousin finished playing with his sister and not being fully satisfied he was able to watch a rare Alabama football defeat and was overwhelmed by the amount of dopamine released and had his first Dawgasm.
by CFBrealist October 16, 2022
A Jawga fans climax more powerful than from sexual excitement diddling their sister, characterized by feelings of immense pleasure from an Alabama loss, usually accompanied by an ejaculation.
"she managed to achieve an orgasm"
"she managed to achieve an orgasm"
After my cousin finished playing with his sister and not being fully satisfied he was able to watch a rare Alabama football defeat and was overwhelmed by the amount of dopamine released and had his first Dawgasm.
by CFBrealist October 16, 2022
A Jawga fans climax more powerful than from sexual excitement diddling their sister, characterized by feelings of immense pleasure from an Alabama loss, usually accompanied by an ejaculation.
"she managed to achieve an orgasm"
"she managed to achieve an orgasm"
After my cousin finished playing with his sister and not being fully satisfied he was able to watch a rare Alabama football defeat and was overwhelmed by the amount of dopamine released and had his first Dawgasm.
by CFBrealist October 16, 2022