danasplain 

when dana explains shit to me every 5 minutes

Her:Hey Dum-Dum - you gotta put the small pieces of wood on the fire first, before dumping a huge log from my aesthetic fox proof log pile.
Me:OK thanks for DanaSplaining that too me.

danasplain by movemberish February 1, 2022

Dawgsplaining 

Dawgsplaining, Dawg spraining, Dawg-splaining:

The immature whining of a weak minded , delusional college fan base uttering constant and unfounded complaints concerning officiating ,usually involving whiny, nasal, crying sounds, due to a loss from being out played and/or out coached by superior opponent. Typical of a fan base that walks around with “Alabama swagger but has a Tiny Trophy case.”

“After three consecutive collapses and humiliating defeats at the hands of the Crimson Tide, I needed ear plugs at the Piggly Wiggly checkout line to drown out the incessant Dawgsplaining from the loser uga fans! “

Dawgsplaining by CFBrealist December 2, 2018

dansplanation 

When a Danish person uses a combination of patriotism and limited knowledge of the non-Danish world to explain Danish society to a foreigner. This foreigner may be a tourist or a resident immigrant.

"Here in Denmark, we eat Danish rye bread. All of the children eat it every day. I don't know why and we don't think about it. That's just the way it is."

"Here in Denmark, all women hold jobs and work as equals to the men" is a dansplanation because it assumes that someone from another country or culture has a different experience.

dansplanation by crtKbh October 2, 2012

Dadsplaining 

When a father answers his child's question, no matter how simple, with undesired and tangentially relevant information and life advise.

I asked my dad where the spare tire was and he must have gone on for half an hour dadsplaining how to change it. I'll be damned if that information didn't come in handy a couple months later.

Dadsplaining by EmptySea September 2, 2017

Dansplain 

When someone says a string of words (mostly real english words) that almost make sense, but the more you read it, the less sense it makes.

I had to Dansplain to Marjory in a work group text that no one cares her phone battery is low.

Dansplain by dansplain December 17, 2022

Davesplaining 

When a Dave tells you all about a subject and is completely wrong despite being an 'expert'

Your father wouldn't stop Davesplaining at Christmas dinner.

Davesplaining by Platinumjam April 22, 2018

dansplaining 

When you explain something others probably know more about because you're inherently a cunt called Dan.

Oh for fucks sake, did he really just start Dansplaining that to me? I need to leave.

dansplaining by CptSnapankles February 19, 2019