"groaned out loud", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke
"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."
"gol"
"groaned my ass off", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke.
Like
gol for "groaned out loud", but to a higher level.
"It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."
"gmao"
white armpits
She looked so tan. But when she had her arms up, she had some serious cabes!
Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.
"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."
When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of
mansplaining.
(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Quit fansplaining! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"
When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of
mansplain.
(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Don't fansplain! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"