6 definitions by The Runs

gmao

"groaned my ass off", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke.
Like gol for "groaned out loud", but to a higher level.

"It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally."

"gmao"

by The Runs September 18, 2016

cabes

white armpits

She looked so tan. But when she had her arms up, she had some serious cabes!

by The Runs November 20, 2016

Kremlin's Law

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.

"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."

by The Runs March 5, 2020

fansplain

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplain.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Don't fansplain! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

by The Runs June 10, 2017

fansplaining

When a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, GM or entertainer about the pro's craft. Takeoff of mansplaining.

(fan) "If you open your batting stance, you'll see the ball better."
(pro athlete) "Quit fansplaining! I'm the pro athlete, not you!"

by The Runs June 10, 2017

gol

"groaned out loud", in response to either 1) a pun that was intending for a groan, or 2) a bad joke

"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the p is silent."

"gol"

by The Runs February 24, 2013