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Amusement park hangover 

The feeling you get the day after going to an amusement park, particularly when you spend all day on intense rides. Symptoms include hoarse voice, headache, fatigue, and general pains.
Sam just got back from Cedar Point. He feels bad now, but when he wakes up he'll still have an amusement park hangover.

amusement park pussy 

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room
"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"
amusement park pussy by Icee Chill February 26, 2015

amusement-itis 

AMUSEMENT-ITIS is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you have made them laugh in the past.
Example:
“I just told a joke” “Yeah but it wasn’t funny”
“But I have made you laugh multiple times before, I must have AMUSEMENT-ITIS.”

Amusement Co. 

This awesome band that contains the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen on the planet. They write folk music... or something.
Person 1: I saw this band the other day playing folk music. Or something. I can't remember the name of the band though.
Person 2:Were they the four most attractive men, talented musicians, best lovers, charismatic leaders, and successful businessmen you've ever seen on the planet?
Person 1: Why, yes, they were, do you know them?
Person 2: Yeah it's the Amusement Co.
Amusement Co. by Dudenumber253 January 12, 2010

Amusement Park Lines 

The most annoying thing to wait for- 60 minutes in line for 60 seconds on a coaster.
The worst part about amusement parks are the amusement park lines.
Amusement Park Lines by thrilla7 September 1, 2012

Amusement Park Chair 

A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table
Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.