Cuntdom

An Entire society ruled by cunts, in which nothing makes any at all.

After Bob moved out, there was nothing but woman in that house, they turned it into a total Cuntdom.

by kingron October 11, 2007

Cuntometer

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

by Canadaone October 22, 2013

cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Cuntometer

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cuntdown

the backward counting in fixed time units until the bitch you are trying to fuck will give up the snatch.

"I just spent 100 dollars on dinner for this whore, let the cuntdown begin!"

by Hurtt January 20, 2009

Cuntsomer

Any grumpy, irritable, or otherwise irate customer of a retail store.

I had to deal with one bitch of a cuntsomer yesterday, who didn't understand our 90 day return policy.

by Mistalazer May 18, 2011

cuntdouche

1. a mixture of a cunt and a douche; a person who is a cunt and a douche at the same time
2. an occurence when a female's cunt accidentally swallows the entire douch

1. Dude, Aaron is such a cuntdouche
2. Did you see what happened to Mona the other day? She was cleaning her self, then all of a sudden "schlup!" she gets a cuntdouche

by faggio April 28, 2005