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Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!
Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer
by Azzylum April 01, 2006
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