cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

by Azzylum July 22, 2008

cuntomize

To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."

"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"

by pickz January 09, 2014

cuntom

A female condom where you insert the condom into the cunt.

I made my bitch use a cuntom so i wouldn't have to put on an irritating condom.

by Kyle Smith July 05, 2004

Cuntomic

When every atom in a person's body is cunt-y

That Steff is cuntomic to his very core.

by Hai It's Dai March 24, 2021

Cuntomer

A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.

I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.

by Know balls January 02, 2024